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In America, one might say beating off, passing math and, yes, dating Rosie Palm and her five friends.



Mx where M is masturbating, and x is a person.

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Masturbation Because no article about sexual euphemisms would be complete without it, here's a comparison of terms for masturbation. Spanking the Cebus capuchinus. 10. DIALING 'O' on the little pink telephone. Make feet for children’s stockings (1785) Dance the kipples (1796) Have one’s corn ground (1800) Horizontal refreshment (1863) Arrive at the end of the sentimental …. John Kowalski said: let's think of some good ones. For example, a person might say, “I can’t believe how much cum he shot.

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