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Milne Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
A: Papa Boner What do you call a man who has a wet nose and hair stuck between his front teeth? – Glad he ate her.
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“Then again, I remember thinking that was pretty damn funny.”
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I’ve been sexual assaulted since i was 8 by my step dad and he would do the same shit, he would try to blackmail me by saying if i wont do what he says he will convince my mum to send me back to my own country. And that he will take my devices away which he did many times, i finally escaped through the hell now i am 14 years old he was arrested last year when i was 13. I had to live 6 years with him touching me he was doing even worse then touching. He raped me. My mum doesn’t even believe me and she still doesn’t. She visits him all the time and talks to him. I even have depression now and i do self harm and did many Suicide attempts, this is how life is. Its very unfair, if someone has the same experience please please do something and don’t do the same mistake that i did.